Once upon a time, in a castle far, far away, lived a queen. This queen's castle was located on one side of a great field. However, the king's castle was located on the other side. The queen didn't like the king, so she took her 2 horses and her army and attacked. There was a huge, epic, and bloody battle on the great field in which all the king's men were defeated and the king himself was captured. However, at the end of the battle, the killers and the killed, the victors and the victims, all laid down, side by side, in one big coffin.