Most voted puzzles under tag funny

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An archaeologist is searching some caves and discovers two frozen people that have................ How did he know this?

posted Sep 11, 2015 by Anamika

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A woman works on the 45th floor of a building.... Why does she use the stairs in the morning and the elevator at night?

posted Sep 11, 2015 by Mohammed Hussain

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Why is a room full of married people like an empty one?

posted Sep 9, 2015 by Sandeep Otari

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Guess me : It is a protector. It sits on a bridge. One individual can see directly through it , while others........

posted Sep 7, 2015 by Varuna Magar

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When does Jatin Prasad become one year older?

posted Sep 3, 2015 by Parampreet Kaur

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Birta killed millions of people. Butas not sent to jail. Why is this???

posted Aug 25, 2015 by Pankaj Deshmukh

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Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill me up. What am I?

posted Aug 20, 2015 by Udita

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What did she tell to the phone company ?

posted Aug 19, 2015 by Akriti

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A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How ?

posted Aug 13, 2015 by anonymous

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In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

posted Aug 12, 2015 by Mohammed Hussain

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Without it, I'm dead. If I'm not, then then I'm behind. What am I?

posted Aug 12, 2015 by Mohammed Hussain

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It is said among my people that some thing are improved by death.What stinks while living,but in death,smells good?

posted Aug 6, 2015 by Swati Arora

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There are 3 houses. a brown house a green house and white house.................. green house, Where is the white house?

posted Jul 27, 2015 by Riteshwar

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Guess me ; I hold up the sky; I hold many pounds. Just so you know, I can never fall on the *ground*. I am made.........

posted Jul 23, 2015 by Nikhil Pandey

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Guess me : I come in many shapes and sizes, many colors, and I stick to many surfaces but I am..........................

posted Jul 22, 2015 by Parampreet Kaur

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Tall I am born and long I will last but as a midgit I will die. What am I?

posted Jul 22, 2015 by Kuldeep Apte

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Guess me : I can precede a bug I can precede a child I can be held dear I can be wild I can be an affair to.............

posted Jul 20, 2015 by Swati Arora

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What does it means ?

posted Jul 20, 2015 by Udita

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Guess me : I'm a riddle in nine syllables: An elephant, a ponderous house. A melon strolling on two tendrils. O.........

posted Jul 17, 2015 by Anil Chaurasiya

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I live for laughter. I live for the crowd. Without it I am nothing. What am I?

posted Jul 17, 2015 by Kapil Kapoor

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Guess me : For nine months I grow and grow. Then finally my head will show When I'm pulled from the bed ................

posted Jul 15, 2015 by Sidharth Malhotra

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What is the color of the bus driver's hair?

posted Jul 2, 2015 by Ujjwal Mehra

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One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?

posted Jul 1, 2015 by Brijesh Talwar

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Guess me : I'm small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze but can come like a gale. By some........

posted Jun 30, 2015 by Aarati Mahajan

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

posted Jun 26, 2015 by Riteshwar

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What do you call a horrible investigator?

posted Jun 24, 2015 by Vikram Luthra

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Guess me : On this very day, a special event occurred. A new face, new life, someone priceless arose. Someone...........

posted Jun 24, 2015 by Prithvi

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No hammer or any kind of tool; I build my house so quickly. What am I?

posted Jun 24, 2015 by Harshita Dhaliwal

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Jayant decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?

posted Jun 22, 2015 by Chahat Sharma

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What phrase does the following represent? HANGING PRANCER DASHER COMET CUPID LIFE

posted Jun 18, 2015 by Simranjeet Singh

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There are 6 sisters. Each sister has 1 brother. How many brothers are in the sisters family?

posted Jun 18, 2015 by Maninder Bath

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I say I'm ugly, you say I'm pretty. I say I'm fat, you say I'm skinny. I say I'm short, you say I'm tall. Whatever am I?

posted Jun 17, 2015 by Swati Arora

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One brick is one kilogram and half a brick heavy. What is the weight of one brick?

posted Jun 17, 2015 by Dilbagh

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How Many fish were left in the tank?

posted Jun 15, 2015 by Deepak Chitragar

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I am everywhere. I am inside you. I surround you. I can be seen by you. I can kill you. Yet you play in me. What am I?

posted Jun 15, 2015 by Balwinder

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What is 4 x 5 x the half of 2 x 50000 x the half of 8 x 65 x 9786 x 45320 x 9500 x the half of 30?

posted Jun 9, 2015 by Nikita Sehgal

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I make noise yet you don't see me make it. I alarm for good yet sometimes for worse. I have a companion. What am I?

posted Jun 9, 2015 by Anuradha Tabyal

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A man is walking in a house with no electricity. Another man asks him which staircase do ........ What does the man say?

posted Jun 8, 2015 by Prachi Sharma

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Guess me : On clear days I search in silence, my cool eye a shade of pale. In billowing thickness, with glaring ........

posted Jun 6, 2015 by Atif

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How did the man get through to the fifth floor alive and safe?

posted Jun 4, 2015 by Vikram Luthra

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One day, Joe and his friends were playing around. Mark hit something with a bat and it broke......... What did Mark hit?

posted Jun 3, 2015 by Nikhil Pandey

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Guess me : I am terrifying and fear inspiring. The physical world cannot touch me. When I am finished, you .............

posted Jun 3, 2015 by Pankaj Deshmukh

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The remote is hidden in a valley with two t's at the end a u in the middle a b at the start, Where's the remote?

posted May 14, 2015 by Anshika Utadi

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I have fifty legs, ten eyes, four tails, five ears and three heads. What am I?

posted May 12, 2015 by Varun Kumar

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Imagine you are in a sinking boat and there is alligators trying to eat you. How do you save yourself?

posted May 5, 2015 by Saif Khanam

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A robber comes in a house that a rich person owns and hears a voice say..........something moving behind him.What is it?

posted Apr 27, 2015 by Sandeep Otari

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Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What Is It?

posted Apr 25, 2015 by Pankaj Deshmukh

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Guess me : In the dark night flies a many-hued phantom. It soars and spreads its wings above the gloomy ................

posted Apr 23, 2015 by Brijesh Talwar

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One day, two soccer teams played a soccer game. Each team scored on two kicks ............... How is this possible?

posted Apr 23, 2015 by Saif Khanam

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Guess me : Fatherless and motherless; born without sin. Roared when it came into the world and never spoke again.

posted Apr 23, 2015 by Kuldeep Apte