I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business.
What am I?
I am near, I am far
I am big, I am small
I can't see nor can I talk.
In your eyes I reside and affect your feeble mind.
Watch closely and then step back, did you miss me?
I'm not behind your back,
I live in water. If u cut my head, I am at your door. If u cut my tail, I am a fruit. If you cut both, I am with you. What am I?
My tail is long, my coat is brown, I like the country, I like the town. I can live in a house or live in a shed, And I come out to play when you are in bed. What am I ?