Can you answer these mathematical funny riddles?

1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

2. Why do plants hate math?

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

4. Why was the math book depressed?

5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?

6. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper?

7. Why was the equal sign so humble?

8. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?

9. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?

10. Did you hear the one about the statistician?

11. What do you call dudes who love math?

12. I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics.

13. Why should you never talk to Pi?

14. Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common?

15. Are monsters good at math?

16. What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher?

17. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?

18. How do you stay warm in any room?

19. Why is six afraid of seven?

20. Why DID seven eat nine?

21. Why does nobody talk to circles?