Can I walk? No. Can I stand? No. I almost never wear shoes. I can't feel my legs. I wear blue, yellow, white, or black socks. When I do wear shoes it is black and white Adidas. What am I?
A paraplegic
I walk, but have no legs. I sleep, but never dream. You can rock me in a cradle, but I am not a baby and I can go around the world faster than you can cross a room. What am I?
I stand up tall and made of steel, with baguettes and garlic at my heel. I love the colours red white and blue, but obviously not as much as you. I am a marvel for all to see, though to some I am a monstrosity! What am I ??
I have four legs but never walk, I may be covered in flowers but have no soil, I hold food three times a day but never eat. What am I?
When I feel hot, I wear my jacket inside-out. I make a lot of noise when doing so. I then become larger but... Guess what?? I weigh less. What am I?