Mr. Ixolite was in Mexico on his holidays and was looking to try the hottest chili he could find.
He went into a restaurant and ordered a hot one. After the fire in his mouth had been put out, and he sat there gasping for breath, the waiter came up to him and said,
"Excuse me, Senor Ixolite, we are very sorry, but we accidentally gave you the wrong chili. We gave you the mild one instead of this very hot one. Would you like it?"
MrIxolite paled, but being unable to speak, grabbed a napkin and wrote out the following rebus:
Hose B) Way
Hose C) Way
What was Mr. Ixolite trying to say?