While I trudge North, you rest South
I flash toothy grin, but with no mouth
You bark and weep, as I sing and dance
And count the years that have gone past
What am I? What are you?
'I' AM SAW
'YOU' IS TREE
I can sing, but I can't talk.
I can climb a high high tree, but can't run.
I have very soft hair and a very hard mouth. What am I?
A man goes to a train station randomly once a day and catches a train. There are the same number of trains departing south as there are north, but the man catches twice as many trains south as he does north. Why?