A panda walks into a local restaurant. He eats some pickled bamboo, shoots the manager, then walks out the door. The police arrive and question the panda. "Did you shoot the manager?" they ask. "Look at the dictionary," the panda replies. What does the dictionary say?
A teacher walks into his classroom and without talking, wrote "New Door", on the board. He told the class,
"Turn new door, into one word."
After ten minutes passed, little Timmy answered correctly. What was his answer?
A man goes to a restaurant and orders Hilsa. After taking one bite, he leaves the restaurant, goes outside and shoots himself. Why?.