RESULT: he was in jail
Because he was in jail
May be he is in minbar so because of shyness he can't get out...
When Pedro was walking home yesterday, he saw a boy from school hitting a donkey with a large stick! The boy and his whole family were laughing at it. Pedro ran home and told his mother - and she too began to laugh! Why are all these people so cruel?
A man phoned his daughter to ask her to buy a few things he needed for a trip. He told her she would find enough dollar bills for the purchases in an envelope on his desk. She found the envelope with 98 written on it.
In a store she bought $90 worth of things, but when it was time to pay she not only didn’t have $8 left over but she was short.
By how much was she short of cash, and why?
It’s true I bring serenity,
And hang around the stars,
But yet I live in misery,
You’ll find me behind bars.
With thieves and villains, I consort,
In prison I’ll be found,
But I would never go to court,
Unless there’s more than one.
What am i?
One day, a guy is on the street in the middle of the night , he saw some famous people . He suspect something is not right because the guy saw they are flying so he called a cop .But, the cop immediately went away after he said something to him,after that he knew he is wrong.What did the cop said?(three words)