Leaves didn't blow...Pine doesn't have leaves, they are called needles, 2-5 per fascicle!
If an electric train is going 150 miles per hour north and the wind is blowing the same south, which way does the smoke blow?
Two blondes were going to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road.
One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.
Why did the blondes go home?