You are walking down a dark alley at night. Suddenly, a man jumps out of the shadows with a gun. He tells you "I am here to kill you. Tell me one wish. I will not fulfill it, but I will kill you. If you say the right thing, you will be saved." What do you say?
Answer: Kill Me
A man is walking in a house with no electricity. Another man asks him which staircase do you want to take the green one or the blue one? The man says the green one. The man asks again which staircase do you want to take the yellow one or the green one? The man says green again. The man asks how do you want to die. Falling down the stairs, burning, getting shocked by electricity, or by freezing. What does the man say?
A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water.
The bartender took out a gun and pointed it at him.
The man who had asked for the glass of water just smiled, thanked him and walked away happy.
A drunk man comes home and finds his wife in the bed with another man.
He goes and grabs his gun out the closet!
What was opened first?
I get bigger each day and smaller by night. I say bye to you at night. And I am always with you in the morning. What am I?