Dexter and Amy were cleaning up after a wonderful Christmas dinner.
"What a great day," Dexter said, "only 365 days until the next one."
"No, it's more," Amy corrected.
The next year is a leap year, so there was actually 366 days till next Christmas.
I will make your day great
But during the night I'll keep you up late.
Away the darkness runs from me
Just so that you may see.
By nature and by man I am made.
Call me and I'll come to your aid.
Even though you may try so much
You'll never touch.
I am faster than a speeding train,
Faster than any plane.
So who may I be?
You'll just have to guess and see.
Wednesday, Dean and Sam went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Dean and Sam didn’t pay for the food.
A man eats dinner, goes up to his bedroom,
turns off the lights, and goes to sleep.
In the morning, he wakes up and looks outside.
Horrified at what he sees,
he hurls himself out his window to his death.
A joyous character
Achieved a great feat.
But then he tumbled,
And fell on the street.
Although there were many people
That, on hearing his fate, despaired,
Many people that tried to,
Never got him repaired.